my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7087
Farms Harvested:	410	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7767	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9341	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7073	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6511
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2568	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	979
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.