my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4662
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Farms Harvested:	779	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	1088	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	27
Emeralds Found:	4004	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8180
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2869	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8235

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	750
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	155265

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	622
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.