my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	244	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ores Mined:	1073	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	1891

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.