my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	254	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	315236
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.