my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Divine Spears Created:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3745	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	289

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Runes Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8301
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	220
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	359266	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ores Mined:	7892
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.