my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Towns Built:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1833	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	690396	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9972	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1202	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.