my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6555
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9178
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	162	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	87
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Enchantments Applied:	53	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	677562
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Emeralds Found:	8903	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	777	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1244
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Potions Brewed:	114	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.