my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Love Letters Sent:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3784

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	607

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	668	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8900	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2001	Enchantments Applied:	125
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.