my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	568378
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Crops Grown:	9272	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4543	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8576	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3346
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.