my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	793496	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	254	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	2022
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9023
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	137	Enchantments Applied:	263

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	196	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8079	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ores Mined:	7089	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.