my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1824

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2157	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6804	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Towns Built:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	6122	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.