my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6434
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	898
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	164
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	4052
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Towns Built:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Potions Brewed:	117	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1831	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2459	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4202	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.