my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	236516	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crops Grown:	5876
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9081
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	127	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	223	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	209
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	3345
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Zombie Dances:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchantments Applied:	210
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!