my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ores Mined:	4367	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Potions Brewed:	196	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3496
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Void Armor Forged:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5348	Enchantments Applied:	177
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3231	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	199
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8211	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!