my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	5879	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	238	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	111	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6090

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Animals Bred:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	5797	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.