my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Animals Bred:	80
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Runes Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Buildings Constructed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1776
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Items Found:	6310
Animals Bred:	133	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9146	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Alien Abductions:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2450	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Star Shards Collected:	241	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.