my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7633
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	286
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	7436

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.