my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4301
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crops Grown:	9632	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Zombie Dances:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Animals Bred:	57

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ores Mined:	3407
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4170	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!