my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	7815	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2305

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	2237
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Towns Built:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	234	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7804	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Towns Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ores Mined:	6782
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	68

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	189

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.