my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Animals Bred:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Magic Items Found:	3063
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ores Mined:	3053	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	138	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	575

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	755	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5357	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8469	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	158
Crops Grown:	6379	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8017	Meteorites Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).