my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	92

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	508
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mines Excavated:	1724
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	4655

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	406237	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6864	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mines Excavated:	1892
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2180	New Chunks Explored:	429886
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2095
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	134423	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Farms Harvested:	955	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!