my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	129
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	5033
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	285
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.