my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1281	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Void Gems Collected:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Ores Mined:	4863
Zombie Dances:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mines Excavated:	3301
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!