My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, would

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	9718
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	837342
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Votes:	357
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Votes:	641
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	161
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Farms Harvested:	342
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Animals Bred:	68
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	125

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577