My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, would

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7307	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	1077
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dimension Hops:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Mines Excavated:	4828
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7605
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	95	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	682
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Animals Bred:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	656
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com