My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Votes:	1040
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	178	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4859

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	1371	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	2049	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	158
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Towns Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9743	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7683	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3365
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

play.journeygaming.com

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dimension Hops:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	234
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

mcdiamondfire.com