My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4433
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	432
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	262	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	3184	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Void Gems Collected:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

play.dreamers.fun