My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Animals Bred:	54	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6987
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Potions Brewed:	179
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	104	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4470	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crops Grown:	9103
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Farms Harvested:	542	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	932128	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
New Chunks Explored:	112972	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Crops Grown:	8591	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Farms Harvested:	752

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	New Chunks Explored:	262291

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co