My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	20

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mines Excavated:	4118
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	76	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Votes:	7275	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3342
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	4947	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9756
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

pokeleague.net