My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9823	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crops Grown:	4336	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Emeralds Found:	2581
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	62

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5630
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6471	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	239	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Animals Bred:	136	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	29

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	9202
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Emeralds Found:	265

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Votes:	3703	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

pokeleague.net