My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	5428	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	700	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Animals Bred:	183
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4704	Crops Grown:	6175
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	77	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	713	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Animals Bred:	141
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	404195
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ores Mined:	9465	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	659
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	344968	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crops Grown:	8265	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com