My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Potions Brewed:	60
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Votes:	8317
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5076	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	993949
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	9082	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Animals Bred:	178

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3510
Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5696	Ores Mined:	4630
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	681581	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Potions Brewed:	197
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	443
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	728288

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	5821	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	7431	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ores Mined:	4296
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magic Items Found:	5058	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2944
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net