My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Potions Brewed:	164
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5497
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	5746
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3831	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7538	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Potions Brewed:	155
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	162
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mines Excavated:	2695	Farms Harvested:	457
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Animals Bred:	86
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchantments Applied:	125

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz