My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Votes:	6227	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1194
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	1749
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	545
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2598

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Emeralds Found:	7708	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	808	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Votes:	3342
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Items Found:	4051	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net