My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5109
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5665	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

play.minetality.net

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ores Mined:	9991
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

atm6.craftersland.net

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

play.fourleafsea.xyz

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9609
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

play.groundedmc.com:25566

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

209.192.242.148:25592

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	67	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

vanillafun.com

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7148
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

mc.bookofventura.net

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

jogar.storyadventure.com.br

AzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crops Grown:	2854	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	74
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel. We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

azcraftbc.mcraft.pro:27423

MCPlayNetwork

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Crops Grown:	9290
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

mcplay.biz

HowlMC

Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

HowlMC is a modded-plugin hybrid server where classic mods like Biomes o’ Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, Botania, Create, and quark meet classic plugins like Towny, Essentials, and Crates! Install the modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/we-heart-raccoons) and join us at howlmc.net!HowlMC has something for everyone: • 10 FREE ranks with donor perks including /fly and /nick! • Scaling difficulty • Per-player loot chests • Discord integration • Biomes o’ Plenty and Terralith • Botany mod • Create mod • Online maps • Towny …And much more!!

howlmc.net

JNJ Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Dragon Eggs Found:	8461	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

play.jnjnetwork.com

Some

Creative

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Plots? What about WORLDS? On our server, each player automatically receive his own world(s)! Worlds sizes are dynamic starting from 320×320(map width in blocks!) for players up to 3248×3248 and more for for the higher ranks. Worlds are configurable: You can add member, set it public/private, choose generator/seed, disable physics, projectiles and many more. You can even like somebody’s world. (Forever alone version: You can even like your world!) Here you can see the screenshot from “/world settings”: http://i.imgur.com/JMnHQqT.jpg Players are granted permanent access to WorldEdit straight away after joining with base limit of 50.000 blocks(per one operation). And VoxelSniper for voting everyday as well as doubled WE limit which is 100.000 blocks!(per one operation) Unique plugins developed for our creative server to provide the best building experience, ever. Players can team up and get ranks together. Highly experienced administration. You want to finish your project from other server? No problem! We can upload your project to your own world.(limited to bigger projects) Then you can download your world at any time with just one command and upload it here on Planet Minecraft!You can check out projects from our server here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/collection/14415/aliquam-builds/

aliquam.org

MCNSA Vanilla

Creative, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

MCNSA is a great community that has lasted over 4 years. Player vs. Environment, no griefing allowed. Claims, ranks, custom chat.

s.mcnsa.com