My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	102354	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	145
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Emeralds Found:	2082
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Farms Harvested:	301	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Towns Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6434	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	8395
Falling into the Void:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Towns Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Farms Harvested:	825	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2159

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2360	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchantments Applied:	94

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6866	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	1284	Towns Built:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Votes:	4462
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg