My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Emeralds Found:	5686	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Votes:	9732	Potions Brewed:	184
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	102	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5143	Villages Defended:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Votes:	3508	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	197	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Animals Bred:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Votes:	7277
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Items Found:	8759	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	3542	Chimeras Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3981	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	258
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9264	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Towns Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1896
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1227	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9608	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co