My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	7097
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Potions Brewed:	128
Gods Slained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	173	Gryphons Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8977	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2700	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	137
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	9080	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3174
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Towns Built:	3

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	596693
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	182

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	745
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5558	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mines Excavated:	4611	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com