My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	9729
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Potions Brewed:	101	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5711	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9635	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Items Found:	6739
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	236984	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Dragon Eggs Found:	3284	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Farms Harvested:	902
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ores Mined:	3446

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Crops Grown:	1512

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2341	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk