My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Star Shards Collected:	108
Secret Passages Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	2096	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	279
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4506
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7513	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Love Letters Sent:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2937
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	775586	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9916	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

alliancecraft.net