My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Votes:	4362	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Magic Items Found:	1634	New Chunks Explored:	558071
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Potions Brewed:	54
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Towns Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3732	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	183
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	934	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Emeralds Found:	2729

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	174
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5371
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Farms Harvested:	504
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	145

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ores Mined:	5530	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	10

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Votes:	6865	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Alien Abductions:	0
Farms Harvested:	506	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	7

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net