My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Animals Bred:	157	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	3

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magic Items Found:	7056	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	123
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Mines Excavated:	3756
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro