My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

FloraMc

Bedwars, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

Server Information:

IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

play.floramc.club

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchantments Applied:	109
Mines Excavated:	1939	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

yarnmc.xyz

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	476
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

mc.smilegamers.com

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

quailiens.online

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Farms Harvested:	146
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7673

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

mc.forgedrealms.co

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2735

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

play.eternal.gs

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Farms Harvested:	368
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

mc.rusticland.xyz

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ores Mined:	2578
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

ms.powersmp.com

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Animals Bred:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	64	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	2576

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Potions Brewed:	58	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchantments Applied:	237	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org