My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Potions Brewed:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.