My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

w00tCRAFT

w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ZoneCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TDE – Minecraft Server Network

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

– Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	2521	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewar

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20.4] Minewar is an amazing Freebuild & Survivial Minecraft Server! While being new we try to provide you the best experience in designing the ultimate servers for our players, you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • FREEBUILD• ECONOMY• CUSTOM ITEMS & ENCHANTMENTS and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Empire has infinite McMMO Skills, Alcohol Brewing, Rentable Properties, Advanced Banking & Economy, PvP Zone, Religions, Movecraft Ships, Amazing Events, and so much more!

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6530	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Insane Crafters

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2767	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CastleCrafters

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ProBloxWorld

Bedwars, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP

ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

StrikeCraft

Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GermanysBaugrube

Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

See ya online!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.