My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	215
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CDLServer

Survival

welcome to the CDL server! its the best server join now at CDLServer.aternos.me its survival!!! ENJOY

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GameScape – Uniquely Perfected.

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Join us for a fun, friendly minecraft experience! We are tightly knit and been around for awhile 😉

We currently offer the following;

– Modified Factions (Direct IP -> SN.GSNetwork.net) [Raiding, Vampires, Mob Arena, PVP, Envoy, and more!]

– Skyblock (Direct IP -> SB.GSNetwork.net) [Island survival! Live off minimal resources]

– Kingdoms (Direct IP -> KD.GSNetwork.net) [Create your own Kingdom and rule others!]

– Hardcore Survival (Direct IP -> HC.GSNetwork.net) [1 life! Deathban! How long can you survive?]

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Star Daze

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

100% Survival server with ranks & custom plugins such as, warps, spawners, sethomes, colored texted and more! Make new friends and play survival, everyone is welcomed! We would love to see new players!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Worldwide MC Alliance

The Australian Multi-Purpose Server

It is recommended that you visit our website to get detailed information on all our features, current and future, and other useful pages (like Dynmap)! Looking for a server where you can play almost any game type, but still have the comfort of being part of a community? The the Worldwide Minecraft Alliance is probably for you.

We are an Australian-hosted Australian-run multi-purpose server that is constantly evolving to include features requested by players. At the moment, you can spend most of your time playing Survival, Creative or Skyblock, while on days when you feel like playing something else, join other players in any of our minigames.

Current Available Features

Survival (as vanilla as possible, with obvious warp, teleportation, and protection), Creative (plot-based, 100×100, impossible to grief), SkyBlock (play by yourself or with some friends)

Capture The Flag (requires at least 2 people per team), Spleef (quite a large arena), Mob Arena (fight mobs like there’s no tomorrow), Paintball (the latest and greatest in snowball-throwing fun), Hunger Games (with the Survival Games 2 map)

Chess (both small boards and large ones, against friends or bots), Battleships (the classic game), Connect Four (also known as four-in-a-row), Tetris (single player, classic, fun)

Current Rules & Regulations

Here are the basics: We don’t allow griefing, stealing, spam, or abuse. No PvP in Survival. Hacks and mods that we believe are unfair are not allowed. We don’t give staff positions to anyone we don’t trust. No advertising other servers. Read them all in detail here.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fawnserver

Survival

a friendly survival server where you can have fun and survive with me and build giant bases that go to height limit.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CreepThis

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

minecraft server

Survival

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7184	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Secret Passages Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

222craft.net

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a Mature Server AntiCheat, AntiGrief and AntiHack.

Very strong and friendly community, helped by mature mods, Admins and Owner.

We have multiple Worlds to suit your server requirements! Whether it’s a PVE only World where you can build and not worry about grief or losing work, or a PVP World which resets Monthly allowing for mass resource harvesting – further protecting the build World’s landscape from ruin! We also have an Arena World with such minigames as CTF, King of the Hill and Mob Arena.

RPG Survival Server. Storyline, Ranks, mcMMO, Competitions, Server Wide Economy, Trade, Shops, Minigames, Mob & PvP Arenas, Tournaments, Fanfictions, Expansions, more…

99.995% Uptime 24 / 7, 365 days a year service

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DuelsSea

PvP

A duels server Still in development Coming soon : – New kits – New ranks – New Maps And MUCH MUCH more.. JOIN NOW!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

World of Bros

Economy, Survival

WoB (World Of bros) is a strong, close community built off of trust. we have good admins watching for greifers and good support. We have a money system and shops to buy things. i think you will like our server. go check out the website for more info worldofbros.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Infinity Minecraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Survival server with frequent events, select Vannila Tweaks Datapacks, And Plugins including GriefPrevention. Since it is hosted on aternos you must request for the server to be turned on via the discord channel.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocks and Gold

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US ! From your web account : – Sell to the marketplace, and earn G$. – Buy what others have sold with your [b]G$[/b]. – Buy territories to protect what you have build. – Invite your friends in your territories. – Ingame Likes for the best builder constest. – 4 scorebords to mesure your performance. – Mod Pack with rei minimap and optifine available on the website (optional) – Minecraft Lego Packs – Multiplayer Dungeons – Treasure Hunter Event – Level up your jobs

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US !

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.