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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3223 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
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