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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8983 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2234 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 |
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