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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8875 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
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