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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4375 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
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